Big Hairy Beaver

Beavers… simply put, a man’s worst enemy. The stream stopping, tree killing, wood muching, property ruining pests of the world. For the yuppie folks out there reading this yeah it is fun to pick up beaver sticks that you find when you’re on a hike, or coming across a dam randomly in nature as you ponder your way through the woods for your summer exercise. That being said, to a landowner it ain’t that simple. These bastards chew their way through every decent tree you have just to stop the creek from flowing, which in reality is just so they can play house in calmer water. Well they didnt ask the neighbors how they felt about it, beacuse my field is flooded to hell, my corn is half dead, and my tractor is bearings deep in mud. You will be the death of me beavers, but not unless I find you first.